| mánudagur, október 31, 2005 |
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Af því að ég er ekki ljóshærð .....
og fyrir enska gaurinn sem er alltaf að bögga mig í kommentunum með að það vanti eitthvað hér inn á ensku ákvað ég að skella þessu litla sæta brandara hér inn:
... 80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "BlondesAre Not Stupid Convention".The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondesare not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A blonde gingerly works her waythrough the crowd and steps up to the stage.The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds she says,"Eighteen!" Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000blondes start cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!
"The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcastmedia here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance."So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds she eventuallysays, "Ninety?" The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets outa dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened -- the blonde starts crying andthe 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting,"GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!
"The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage,eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?" Thegirl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?".Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump totheir feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream...
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posted by Thorey @ 19:20   |
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4 Comments:
hahahahahahhaha
ljóshærð , dökkhærð skiptir engu en gangi þér vel áfram og btw hehehe góður þessi
EinarB........Aðdáandi á Íslandi
hehe mjög fyndið ! :) Frábært að fá brandara !
hehehehe ogedslega fyndid
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